2026 is the Year of The Sexy Clown

I don't care what the zodiac says, 2026 is the year of the Sexy Clown.

It's time to get serious.

"But clowns aren't serious," you say.

Allow me to shatter the lies...

You don't think a Sexy Clown is a serious mother fucker?

Is FULL of existential quandaries?

Is overflowing with pure confusion, wonder, and low-grade terror about the nature of existence?

This is precisely what led them to CLOWNING.

A Sexy Clown embodies the tragic comedy of being alive.

They laugh directly in the face of society’s silly little games.

They reject expectations that don’t align with their true heart’s desire and they honk their fucking horn about it.

They’re emboldened by the vibes of their Sexy Clown kin.

They are shapeshifting terrors who refuse to leave anyone behind.

“Um… okay. This sounds like a lot.” you say.

Fear not. The Sexy Clown is not born overnight.

They rise slowly, like an ocean tide on a distant planet - becoming more powerful, more ridiculous, and more dangerously sexy each day. 

They strive to be free in madness and in health.

AND THIS?

THIS is the sign you've been waiting for to do that thing you've been so afraid to do.

It's time to put on your fucking clown suit, and cause some mayhem.

Will you accept this great honor?